Dude: I once saw Donald Sutherland get pushed up a flight of stairs by a ghost in a hotel in Toronto. –Sheraton Hotel, 52nd & 7th Overheard by: Matthew Rick Queer: Vampires are sooo ’80s. –7th & 2nd Overheard by: Esther Wheelbo: I don’t like to tell people this… But I’m a monster! –72nd & Amsterdam Bartender: If you touch the leprechaun, there is a fine. –Brooklyn Crazy guy on train: Those scheming connivers — they send Romans and zombies after you. –V train Overheard by: other end of the train Man asking friend in earnest: … But where are you going to get that many werewolves? –12th & 3rd Overheard by: Marty Hipster: All she needs is a vampire to keep her warm. –30th & 3rd Overheard by: buffy fan