Female coworker: Seven inches. That’s seven inches I’ve had taken out. –1250 Broadway Crazy, wigged Puerto Rican chick: There are so many different personalities, you know? Fifty-one states, fifty-one different personalities. –Outside Home Night Club, 27th St, between 10th & 11th Queer on cell: Well, everyone wants to be number one… Until they are number one… Then they want to be number five. –Union Square Asian airline rep: To all passengers waiting for standby information on flight, chances of getting on airplane are zero to none. Please, no more asking. –LaGuardia Teen trying on jacket: How does this look on me, on a scale of one to ten, with five being the middle? –Virgin Megastore Overheard by: Raoul Guy on cell: I have two, three, or four siblings… –9th & 7th, Park Slope Overheard by: you can never be too sure