Drunk Brit with arm around ugly lady: Oh, Jesus, just walking is making me horny. –10th & 2nd Overheard by: emilia Girlfriend to boyfriend: Your hair is making me horny. –B train Overheard by: Janelle Guy in hoodie: I don’t know — rain gear just doesn’t really turn me on. –Williamsburg, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ktg Loud woman: According to recent research, a nine-month-old fetus can experience an erection. –Bus to Staten Island Chick on cell: … And he was, like, rubbing his erection on me, and I was like, ‘Dude, you’re rubbing your erection on me…’ –Fordham University Lady: What are horny men doing at Build-a-Bear, anyway? –40th & 5th Overheard by: don’t wanna know