But He Was Too Busy Watching The Notebook to Listen to Me

Young hipster: Remember that guy you used to work with -- Carl?
Young suit: Yeah, I always hated that guy.
Young hipster: I saw him the other night, and he was telling me he was going to get 'Hopeless romantic' tattooed on his knuckles. I was like, 'Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend and you have a pending rape case -- maybe you shouldn't get that tattoo.'

--N train