So Gay It's Straight

Long-haired dude: You penised his penis with your penis!
Creepy chick: Dude! That's, like, penis cubed!
Long-haired dude: Damn. How many penises is that?
Creepy chick: Well, three. Penis times penis times penis. Duh.

--56th & Lex

Overheard by: i never passed math