Just Slowly Back Away from the Terrifying Foreign Person

Barista: Sir, you can pay for the juice over there.
Middle-aged Brit: But I bought it.
Barista: No you didn't.
Middle-aged Brit: Yes, I did -- at another place.
Barista: Yeah, oookay [rolls eyes].
Middle-aged Brit: I really did.
Barista: Yeah, oookay.
Middle-aged Brit: What the fuck is your problem?
Barista: Well, you just stole juice, and you're being an ass, so you can leave now.
Middle-aged Brit: Excuse--
Old lady Brit: --Alexander, just stop talking! He could shoot you!

--Starbucks, Fashion District

Overheard by: only in new york