... Whom I've Only Seen on Sonograms So Far

10-year-old gangsta #1: Yo, I got all kinds of bitches. Right now I gotta choose...
10-year old gangsta #2: Yo, what you talkin' 'bout?
10-year-old gangsta #1: I got this young bitch... I gotta choose between a girl that's my age or a younger woman.

--1 train

Overheard by: D. J.