Wednesday One-Liners Hit Bottom

80-year-old professor showing slide of two people and an orthosis: ... And this picture is not S-and-M at all.

--Columbia Medical School

Overheard by: Shocked Student

Hipster: It's not like we can't dress her up in fishnets and tell her what to do.

--Bleecker & Cornelia

Four-year-old boy: Rough sex, make it hurt...

--Times Square

Overheard by: Suburban Liz

Chick on cell: I never told you! I ran into someone who was like, 'I don't know you, but I recognize you from a photo of you whipping another girl on my friend's fridge'!

--Penn Station

Overheard by: McF.

Computer science professor: Never implement a remove method for the iterator interface. Whoever did that deserves to be spanked for a long time. Unless he enjoys it.

--NYU