80-year-old professor showing slide of two people and an orthosis: … And this picture is not S-and-M at all. –Columbia Medical School Overheard by: Shocked Student Hipster: It’s not like we can’t dress her up in fishnets and tell her what to do. –Bleecker & Cornelia Four-year-old boy: Rough sex, make it hurt… –Times Square Overheard by: Suburban Liz Chick on cell: I never told you! I ran into someone who was like, ‘I don’t know you, but I recognize you from a photo of you whipping another girl on my friend’s fridge’! –Penn Station Overheard by: McF. Computer science professor: Never implement a remove method for the iterator interface. Whoever did that deserves to be spanked for a long time. Unless he enjoys it. –NYU