Hobo to chick: You’re looking nice this evening! [She ignores him.] Normally you look like shit. –Lafayette & White Hobo eating entire roast chicken: You got a quarter for some food? Haven’t eaten in days. –73rd & Broadway Overheard by: mosugs Hobo: Hey, look! It’s everyone’s favorite bum! [He’s ignored.] Oh, geez, that went over well. –Outside Gray’s Papaya Overheard by: Zach Hobo to high school students: Hey, kids — stay smart, stay in school… Yeah! Be cool, stay in school! Someone’s got to arrest me one day! –60th & 10th Hobo: The fed done lowered interest rates again! You gentlemen get to keep mo’ money in yo’ pocket. Please donate a dollar to help me keep these financial updates as a free service. –Beaver St Overheard by: Big Larry Hobo: I take American Express! –West Village Overheard by: Only had a Visa Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, please help keep our trains moving. Get out and push! –A train