Teen chick: You know, when I think about it, I really don’t know how she can be my sister. Our birthdays are exactly one month apart, and she’s light-skinned. –B48 bus, Brooklyn Overheard by: eefers Kid to another: No, really. I’m telling you — Michael Jackson used to be black. I saw it on TV. –B61 bus, Brooklyn Lady to friend: Your black ass is going to melt just as fast as my white ass if there is a nuclear war. –116th & Broadway White girl to another: So, what’s your dream ethnicity? –Q train, Canal St Big black guy: I love Old Navy because it’s like GAP, but for black people. –Old Navy, 6th Ave Conductor: Next stop, Penn Station. Black power, motherfuckers. –2 train, 42nd St