Wednesday One-Liners Get Stupid; I Mean, Outrageous

Lady to dude: The problem with being an idealist is that everyone else in the world is stupid.

--Housing Works bookstore

Loud broad on cell: You're such an idiot! How could you be such an idiot?! That is idiotic... I can't believe you are that much of an idiot... [Continues for minutes, then] Fine, Mom! I'll speak to you soon.

--Train from Stamford

Father to small son: ... And then for dessert we can have one of your stupid jokes.

--Lafayette & Bleecker

Overheard by: good luck in therapy, kid

Ghetto chick: I'm never having a baby. By the time I figured out I was pregnant I would have smoked so much weed that it would definitely be dumb.

--The Loews, Lincoln Square

Bimbette: I don't think that crack is that addictive. It can't be that addictive. I think people are just stupid.

--R train, 5th Ave

Man: Oh, he's not Irish, he's just stupid.

--8th Ave