Mom to obnoxious child: You need group therapy! –7 train Overheard by: Curly Hipster chick: So, Therapist Rick came over last night and took the kids out for a walk. They had sore bums when they came back, but otherwise they were okay… –92nd & Broadway Overheard by: Ken Little girl to dad: Last year in third grade I was really depressed! –80th St, between Broadway & Amsterdam Overheard by: Maif 20-ish lady on cell: Yeah, so I found out he’s a born-again Christian, which was kind of a turn-off because I never got into fundamentalist kink. But my therapist told me to try something new, so I think I’m going to fuck him anyway. –Penn Station Overheard by: Josephine Old man: My psychiatrist told me two important things: one, never trust foreigners; two, don’t ever waste an erection, even if you’re alone. –Restroom, York Theater Girl on cell: No way! I totally hate my therapist, too! –89th & 1st Overheard by: Marisa