Woman holding large ice cream, to man: You don’t know what it’s like to menstruate! You have no idea! –Lafeyette & Astor Pl Overheard by: I have some idea Newspaper guy: It’s just like when I was selling tampons to Alicia Silverstone. I was like, ‘Is this my life?’ –34th & Broadway Chick to friends: I think my mom is going through menopause. She wants to move to Colorado. –St. John’s University, Queens Biotech to friend: Stop doing the tampon dance and let’s get out of here already. –Duane Reade Well-dressed Indian man shouting at woman: You don’t need no fucking tampons! Tampax — that’s a tampon! Tampax is the fucking mafia! –2 train Overheard by: Still Confused