But the Steak Was Rare

Barber #1: Yo, last night I had a steak.
Barber #2: Don't tell me you had steak last night. Tell me you fucked some bitches last night. Tell me you got your ass licked last night. Tell me you farted in a chick's mouth and her cheeks blew up last night.

--Barbershop, Queens

Overheard by: Nathaniel