Why the Fashion Police Keep Emergency Suspenders in Their Squad Cars

Asian boy: Why are you wearing a belt over your shirt?
Asian girl: I don't know. I like the way it looks.
Asian boy: Belts are supposed to hold your pants up. It can't hold anything up if it's over your shirt.
Asian girl: It's fashion, okay?! My god!
Asian boy: ... I hope your pants fall down!

--Stuyvesant High

Overheard by: she was wearing a skirt