No, Psychokinetically. And Don't Go All "Carrie" on Me

Mom: Daniel, it's time you started opening doors for me.
Son: Um... okay.
Mom: Well? [Gestures at doors.]
Son: Oh! I thought you meant metaphorically...

--W 111th St

Overheard by: Talker's Remorse

Headline by: Arliss Travers

Runners-Up:
· "...like When We Played Doctor." - mike chmiel
· "Just Like Your Allowance" - nobody
· "No, I Meant Vaginally" - DanaLishs
· "Sorry, My Oedipus Complex Doesn't Kick in for Another Year or Two." - Andrew G
· "Thalidomide or No, You Work That Flipper Young Man" - bobofthejungle
· "The Birds and the Bees Talk Really Confused Me...." - Breanne S.
· "You Know, Like When You Tell Dad the Garden Needs Watering" - Jonty


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