Basketball thug: Yo, my mama’s breasts smell like rusty pickles! –Columbus Park, by City Hall Overheard by: Man: Dude, smell my cellphone… –Broadway, Astoria Fat tourist: I smell like a slave ship. –Restaurant, Mulberry & Broome Chick on cell: That is true, however, it is definitely not my fault your apartment smells like an ass crack. –48th & 5th Overheard by: Laurie Fat black lady to son: Where is the train? I smell it, but where is it? –Fulton & Pearl Overheard by: Justin