Newscaster to cameraman: Come on, can’t we get some fucking white people to interview? [White suit approaches.] Hi, do you have a minute? –Fulton & Gold Overheard by: Floored 14-year-old girl to friend: Yo, my momma was like, ‘We gotta go over to Peter Lugar’s to pick up some white niggas with chizzz-ash!’ –S 3rd St, Williamsburg White guy to buddy: I have this thing for girls who look like white girls, but actually… –Sullivan & Bleecker Overheard by: NCS Dude: Journey is like crack for white people. –Metropolitan Championship Regatta Queer black guy on cell: Girl, just stop! That is not your job… No, if she’s such a delicate white woman that she can’t be bothered to take care of her own child, then she can’t be mad if you lose her in the park… No, that’s not your job. –Penn Station Overheard by: mark Ghetto chick: You eat those Fritos like a white girl. –Prominade, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: David in Dumbo Southern tourist to wifey: You know, people in New York are so many different shades… White people, I mean. –Q train, 34th St