Ghetto guy: It’s a bird; it’s a plane; it’s Super Vagina! –Prince & Mercer Overheard by: office peon Little boy to dad: I have a secret identity. –116th & Broadway Hobo: Did you know Batman and Robin are in the Bible? Yeah, gays in there — they were so busy being gay that the blacks wrote the Bible… And by the way, you can find O.J. Simpson in there, too. –40 bus, Bronx Woman on cell: What I was thinking was Spider-Man would show up for just one hour, and he’d officiate the wedding. –Joralemon St, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: jill Lawyer on cell: I have so many arch-nemeses… –Law firm lobby, Midtown Overheard by: I hope I’m not one of them