Lady bus driver on cell: Tell everybody in Intelligence they can all get their dicks sucked. –West-bound crosstown bus,14th St Overheard by: Kate Man on cell: Having your dick sucked poorly for 10 minutes and then watching him fuck your girlfriend can be fun in moderation, but after a while it just gets old. –Central Park Overheard by: Still laughing Guy with chick: All I know is I have two finals, she’ll give me a blowjob to relax me, and I’ll go home and take a nap. –A train Woman on phone: So, I was given 30 minutes for pizza, right? And I leave my office, look over, and she is sucking his fucking dick. –Target Overheard by: Jooshua Hipster: Yeah, like five tranny vampires sucked my dick within 10 minutes of walking into that place. –Beauty bar Straight guy: Yeah, I think I’d suck Jabba the Hut’s dick. –Houston & Ave A Overheard by: Karin