Guy to L. Ron Hub-tards: So, if I sign up with you, how long do I have to offer people stress tests before I become a movie star? –Union Square Gangsta teen: Yeah, A Clockwork Orange. You seen that shit? They taped his eyes open and made him watch rapes and shit. I would have ripped that shit off my eyes, man — fuck that. I’d blink my motherfucking eyes regardless. –Penn Station Overheard by: I do, too Hipster: Actually, I don’t watch movies. I watch films. –The Village Blonde: Wasn’t Newsies a documentary? –Deluxe, 114th & Broadway Overheard by: McFreaky Queer on cell: So, it’s not just like one of those regular bestiality films… –E 9th & 1st Movie buff: Yeah, I thought Seabiscuit was a good movie until I realized it was about a horse. –Starbucks Overheard by: pokemaul2k4