Twenty-ish girl exiting theater: Ugh… It’s like getting out of prison… –Stage door for Mary Poppins, 41st St Angry old lady: You shouldn’t have to be distracted by all these ideas when you’re watching a play. —Cymbeline, BAM Overheard by: Harriet Vane Mother to child eating pizza: Eat your cereal! Do you know why I said, ‘Eat your cereal’? Because it’s a line in Mommy’s play. –105th & Broadway Shocked lady fanning herself after first act of Spring Awakening: Well, that certainly wasn’t Cats. –O’Neill Theater Overheard by: sjp Girl on cell: Wait, she quit her job to come see the show? –Rush line for Spring Awakening Overheard by: hope she gets tickets Blue-haired person to another: I didn’t care for it, but the Asians will love it! —Sweet Charity showing, Al Hirschfeld Theatre Overheard by: Robert