There's Very Little Sleeping Going On

Alabaman tourist: Do the trains run all night?
NY-er: Yes, they never close.
Alabaman tourist: Well, that's good. We wanted to make sure we could get back from Times Square.
NY-er: Well, by New York standards it's still early. It is only 9:30.
Alabaman tourist: Yeah, from where we're from it's late. We sleep with the roosters... Well, not literally.

--1/2/3 station, 72nd St

Overheard by: Debbie