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Nurse #1: Fuck, I hate Mr. Williams. That fucker won't shut the hell up. Every time he's here he wants me to be his nurse.
Nurse #2, laughing: Mr. Williams likes you.
Nurse #3: I don't know why you're laughing, Mary. At least she doesn't have an 80-year-old dyke putting the moves on her.

--South Ward, Albert Einstein Hospital