Hey, Where'd You Go?

Hot nerdy girl, excitedly: Well, I want a car that's like a cuttlefish! Like, it can change colors and escape from danger and stuff!
Boyfriend: [Blank stare.]
Hot nerdy girl: I think that'd be awesome.
Boyfriend: ... You're kinda cute, and I love you.

--82nd & Broadway

Overheard by: Vicksburg