If You're Gonna Be Rude, Be Sure It Lands

Lady: Gentlemen, please. Would you lower your voices? [Unruly teen unleashes stream of Spanish curses, then prepares to disembark.] Jack, do I look like I understood a word you said? All of that was wasted energy. Never insult anyone in a language they don't know, because then it doesn't mean shit.

--4 train, 161st St