Guy to girl in aisle seat: Excuse me — I think I’m inside you. –Board plane at LaGuardia Hot chick to friend: You have to play with it every night. Give it the attention it deserves. –51st & Broadway Overheard by: Jatmos Conductor: If you got something sticking out, pull it all in! In the rear and the front! –1 train Teacher: You’ve got to stick it in the hole and twist it! –MS 54 Overheard by: It’s not turning! Hoochie on cell: Hi, it’s Sarah returning your call. I’m in Noho… or Soho… I don’t know what ‘ho’ I’m in… –Broadway, between Prince & Spring Overheard by: Not a Ho