Seated proselytizer: Jesus walked through walls without using the door, and when Jesus touches you, he is inside you and you become like Jesus. So, if you do something to me, I don’t need the police. I can just come to your house, because I can get in without keys. –1 train Overheard by: thaler Mexican preacher: Statistics show one in one person will die. –Times Square Overheard by: soccerking3t Religious nut: You have to accept God! His holy grace! His saving grace! He’s got all kinds of grace! –Grand Central Bible-thumper: There’s no way if you wrap citric acid, cola, and carbonation in aluminum foil and stick in in the fridge for a million years it’s ever going to evolve into a Coke! –Tompkins Square Park Preacher: The best thing you can have on your resume when you die is not that you went to Harvard, not that you have a Ph.D., but that you have eternal life. –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: God requires a resume?