Wednesday One-Liners for the Naked Cowboy

Old man on cell: Okay, well, I'm going to let you go. I'm seeing Spring Awakening, and I have to get settled and take my clothes off before the show starts.

--Eugene O'Neill Theater

Overheard by: Miki

Woman on cell: Mark, unless I undressed you, I don't need your help!

--Outside CBS Broadcast Center, W 57th St

Fully-clothed little boy running with friend: I feel naked!

--Battery Park

Chick: You can still laugh with your shirt off.

--23rd & 6th

Overheard by: wondering why this even needed to be said

Banker: Hermione better nude up for the next Harry Potter.

--60 Wall St

Hoochie: Let me tell you, there is a huge difference between a generally good party and a generally good party with naked girls.

--St. Mark's & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Steve