Man leaving bathroom stall: I did it my way! –420 5th Ave Loud 12-year-old girl in stall, screaming to friends by the sinks: Is it bad that my pee is, like, foamy? –Barnes & Noble, Park Slope, Brooklyn Overheard by: Jenn Young girl exiting porta-potty: I feel sick. I guess I shouldn’t have looked down. –Prospect Park Kid in stall: Dad, I’m peeing with one hand behind my back and my eyes closed! –Toys ‘R’ Us Overheard by: Sean Bogart Woman running into bathroom: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, I have to pee! [Enters stall] Phew! Come on… [Starts peeing, then sighs] Oh, thank you, dear Lord, for this glorious opportunity! –Staten Island Ferry terminal Overheard by: amila, NOT the Lord Girl in stall, answering cell: Hello? What? Oh, yeah, sorry. I was totally masturbating when you called. –Union Square