Might Be Worth Going to Business School

15-year-old boricua: Check that shit out -- they puttin' the price up from $1.25 to $1.50!
15 year-old Latino: They be doin' that all the time. Two years before that it was, like, a dollar.
15 year-old thug: Fuckin' thieves.

--Port Authority

Overheard by: scipio