Any Weirder Than Buying a Dildo Off of eBay?

Chick #1: So, when I went back to take a picture of the dildo on the fence post, it was gone? Who the fuck takes a dildo off a fence post?
Chick #2: Um, who puts a dildo on a fence post?
Chick #1: Well, that part kind of makes sense. But why take a dildo that's been outside?
Chick #2: Maybe they were desperate?

--10th & 5th