Trying to Make People Repent before Their Coffee Is Just Bad Business

Subway preacher: There is only one way to heaven, and it is by the son of god. You must repent or you will be damned...
Guy just getting on train, seeing preacher: Oh, fuck no. I don't need this in my life today! [Walks off train.]
Subway preacher: You must repent if you will be saved...

--1 train

Overheard by: Nathan