At the Very Least, We Can Play Beer Pong on It

15-year-old kid at stoop sale: Yo, I should totally buy this.
Friend #1: It's a door. What are you going to do with a door?
15-year-old kid: Yeah, but it's only 20 dollars.
Friend #2: You should definitely buy it.

--Carroll St, between 6th & 7th Ave, Park Slope

Overheard by: mervis