You're Not the Only Store in Town

Chick: Please, please, please get these for me.
Guy: [Laughs, shakes his head.]
Chick: I promise I'll give it to you 10 times today.
Guy: I don't need you to. I get it every day.
Chick: No, you don't! You haven't gotten it in a month!

--Sneaker store, 82nd & Roosevelt

Overheard by: Liza