Interview with an Idiot

Dude: ... And I stabbed her with a pencil. That's when she turned into a vampire!
Friend: Are you serious?

--Bed-Stuy

Overheard by: Stef

Headline by: Arlene

Runners-Up:
· "Night Of the Living Spongebob" - Lalaith
· "Anne Rice Has Officially Run Out Of Ideas" - Jeff
· "It Might Be Time to Retire, Stephen King." - space coyote
· "Sure I Am. Now Finish Your Paint Chips." - Craig should be working
· "Tom Cruise Explains Scientology" - Meg
· "Undead Serious" - t.a.m.s.y.


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