Conductor at Van Wyck: This is… not Jamaica. [Quietly] Where the hell is he going? –Manhattan-bound E train Overheard by: Julie Conductor: This is 71st, Continental Avenue. Transfer here for the E. This is the E Train to 180… This is the E Train to 170… This is the F… This is the… Oh, whatever. Just stand clear of the fucking doors. –Most definitely the F train Overheard by: Megan Cowles Conductor: This is an express F Train to Stillwell Avenue. What does that mean? I don’t know. What are the express stops? –Brooklyn-bound F train Overheard by: Pam Conductor: This is a Manhattan-bound One Train. Next stop, 42nd Street. I mean, 34th Street… Shit… Next stop, 14th Street, Union Square! –L train, Morgan Ave Overheard by: erin b Conductor: Captain, we’ve lost power — we have no lights. If you would like to look at people or read, please move. If you do not wish to look at anyone or let anyone look at you, just stay put. This is the train to Babylon. I do not know what the next stop is. –LIRR Overheard by: scared passenger Conductor: The Queens-bound N Train will be arriving on the platform downstairs. [It pulls into the station across from the platform.] I take that back. –7 train, Queensboro Plaza Overheard by: Melissa Berry Conductor: Ladies and gentlemen, there is a downtown… [long pause]… Whatever. Stand clear of the edge. –6 platform, Union Square Overheard by: Johnny