Hipster to friends: Are you kidding me?! I wouldn’t fuck her with Tim’s* dick and Steve* pushing! –Capone’s, Wiliamsburg Hipster boy to hipster girl after hardhat made degrading comment: Why are there never any gay men ogling guys? It’s not that I’m gay, but an ogle or two wouldn’t hurt. –Soho Hipster chick: Yeah, glitter is, like, the herpes of arts and crafts. –Bleecker & Broadway Overheard by: Ella Hipster hoochie: … And then we found that guy who had a rock of crack, and we smoked it together! –The Levy, Williamsburg Overheard by: The Sock Hipster selling doilies at stoop sale: I bought these when I was going through my doily phase. –Williamsburg Hipster dude: I never want to invite him, but he’d never actually show up, so it’s cool. –St. Mark’s Pl