Hobo: Ladies and gentlemen, I am homeless and I have no money. I am also ugly — that is why I have no friends. –Kingston-Throop Station Overheard by: Ann Lee Old man passerby to hot guy kissing ugly chick: You can do better, son! You can do better! –B train, 86th St Tall Brit on cell: In Europe they definitely have an ugly girl problem, but back home in England it’s a damn epidemic. –45th & 9th Ugly beer-guzzler: Didn’t you know that they send all of the ugly people to Cleveland? Because then they’re all there together, and they feel comfortable enough to mate. Of course, I had to get out of there and come to New York! –79th St Boat Basin Café Overheard by: amalthya Old guy to high school chick: You are very beautiful, but that shirt makes you look ugly! –D train