Dude, about Gillette shaving products: It’s like sperm. [Notices girl staring] … Yeah, it’s like sperm. –Hunter College Overheard by: tanechka Chesty preggers: I thought he was shooting blanks! I mean, he only drank Mountain Dew and wore tighty-whities! –Near the Pink Pony, LES Dude: I don’t have time for your premature ejaculation! –Harlem Girlfriend to boyfriend: Dammit, John, sperm does not cure everything! You’re crazy! –East Williamsburg Overheard by: azraela