Chick: You have the responsibility of perming your own dog. –Ellis Island Ferry Dude: … So the guy says, ‘They always think they want their dog stuffed, but they really don’t,’ and that’s why he makes you pay in advance. –Duff’s, Williamsburg Overheard by: LP JAP: I think when I get back I want to get a dog… And then maybe one of my parents could be my intern. — like, take care of the dog and stuff. I don’t understand why that is such a ridiculous suggestion. I mean, it’s not like they’re doing anything of interest. –6 train, 42nd St Overheard by: Adrienne Little girl chasing pigeon: Bye-bye, doggie! –DeSalvio Park playground, Spring & Mulberry Overheard by: jharris Cashier to customer: Have a good night and enjoy your… dog food. –Animal Crackers, E 2nd St Overheard by: Sara Little girl to father: Daddy, can we eat the dog food? –Whole Foods, Columbus Circle Overheard by: Yum yum gimme some