Woman: So, I left her this really erotic message right before her hotel room burnt down. I think that’s why we didn’t get the apartment. –2 train 30-ish lady to friend: That boy lights himself on fire every time he’s welding something. I think he likes it. He’s some kind of weird pyro. –17th & 5th, Park Slope British chick on cell: He what? He keeps setting himself on fire? –Urban Outfitters, 10th & 2nd Overheard by: Salami Queer on cell: So, Todd said, ‘Do you smell smoke?’ It was the gay mafia! They were trying to burn down the bar. –14th & Ave B Tipsy 20-something: Well, at least you didn’t get set on fire. That’s the important thing. –1 train, 72nd St station Overheard by: Pitr