Tourist chick: I thought I’d see people dressed up like Mary Kate and Ashley and a bunch of rude hippies. –9th St Overheard by: heroldo Tourist pointing to chairs in Rockefeller Center: I don’t know — they must be having an event or something, because usually you can ice skate here all year long! –Rockefeller Center Excited bimbette tourist: I thought the Atlantic ocean was bigger than this! –Staten Island Ferry Overheard by: Spectre Tourist wearing fanny-pack: Look, a McDonald’s! Right here in the city! –42nd & 5th Overheard by: Nancy Excited tourist passing hobo: Now, that is a real street person! Did you get a chance to smell him? –31st & 6th