Tourist chick: I thought I’d see people dressed up like Mary Kate and Ashley and a bunch of rude hippies.

–9th St

Overheard by: heroldo

Tourist pointing to chairs in Rockefeller Center: I don’t know — they must be having an event or something, because usually you can ice skate here all year long!

–Rockefeller Center

Excited bimbette tourist: I thought the Atlantic ocean was bigger than this!

–Staten Island Ferry

Overheard by: Spectre

Tourist wearing fanny-pack: Look, a McDonald’s! Right here in the city!

–42nd & 5th

Overheard by: Nancy

Excited tourist passing hobo: Now, that is a real street person! Did you get a chance to smell him?

–31st & 6th