I'm Still Living Off of the Sexual Harassment Settlement

Chick #1: Didn't you wear that yesterday?
Chick #2: Yeah, but I didn't sleep at home last night.
Chick #1: You stayed at your boy's place? You've been dating forever! Don't you keep clothing there?
Chick #2: I do, but I was fucking my boss. I need a raise.
Chick #1: I did that once, and it so worked.

--1 train

Overheard by: On the periphery