I Got Their Phone Numbers, Though

College boy #1: So, I went to this comedy club last night to see some friend's routine..
College boy #2: Yeah?
College boy #1: Yeah. They were pretty good, but these girls also did a routine, and girls are never funny. And these girls were fat, too, so there was just really no upside to it.
College boy #2: Right.

--Dodge Fitness Center, Columbia University