Frankly, She's My Role Model

Columbia girl #1: His parents invited me out to Greenwich this weekend, so I took time off from my internship and was all ready to go...
Columbia girl #2: You're not going to go?
Columbia girl #1: Well, no. You know that rash I had on my right boob? It's back.
Columbia girl #2: No way!
Columbia girl #1: Seriously. You're not getting that thing near a bikini with my future mother-in-law anywhere nearby. She sniffs stuff like that out in no time. Like a bloodhound.

--E 74th St & Park