Third grader: The only thing people know about New York the state is that Washington, DC is in it. –Essex & Houston Chick to friend: God, it’s not like we’re some third world country like Puerto Rico! –33rd & 3rd Overheard by: cait Girl on cell: But I’m all the way downtown. I’m literally about as far downtown as you can get. –13th & Broadway Asian chick on cell: Amsterdam. It’s in Sweden… Or Switzerland… Oh, I don’t know. I have to go now. –1 train, UWS Overheard by: minerfa Little girl looking at a Queens bus map: Donde esta Bolivia? –Q38 bus, Elliot Ave, Queens Overheard by: eMily