Queer black guy to white fag hag: My skin used to be much lighter, but then I joined the marching band. –N train Overheard by: Ashley Loud woman: So, this guy kept trying to borrow the guitar, and I thought, Who is this guy? He was so strung out he could only play one chord, but Zach was like, ‘Hey, you’ve heard of the Rolling Stones?’ And I said yes, and he said, ‘Well, that was one of the Rolling Stones.’ It was Keith Richards! –Hungarian Pastry Shop, 111th & Amsterdam Overheard by: embly Suit: Think of it as intercourse, not playing the guitar. –45th & 8th Overheard by: chica_boom Girl, about musical she just saw: This will sound really weird, but different instruments made me have to pee more. I was like, ‘Damn you, saxophone!’ –Starbucks Crazy ‘Nam vet to pack of musician passersby: Musical instruments are the tools of professional rapists! –Williamsburg Bridge Overheard by: bort