Wailing little kid in leggings: I hate my life! I hate my life!

–N 4th & Bedford, Williamsburg

Overheard by: Alison

Small chick to big guy: What? Hold it. Stop — you just told me that you hate all of my favorite fruits…

–Orchard & Delancey, LES

Dude to chick: The only reason I like you is because you don’t hate me when I fart in your face.

–Hudson & Perry

Hobo: People hate each other… so they get married.

–Platform, 53rd & 5th

Overheard by: Nick

Suit: Ah, young people in love… I hate you all.

–Carl Schultz Park